not 24 hours after i was heard saying, "what kind of deuchebag waits for a day in line for a game console," this duder, known to some as corey, decides to go wait in line for a game console. so i'm doing what any good reporter should do in a case such a this: grabbin the petty cash and wading into the pits of nerdom to bring you the reader the inside scoop. i hope your hearts are a twitter.
