i'm here to set the story straight and dispell the myths we've all heard so much of in the tabloids. yes i did get married. and yes my wife did win the prize for awesomeness three years straight. yes thats right she's that awesome. so me and erin have been happily married for just over 24 hours. and the marriage can only be summed up as awesome...possum. and the honeymoon... while it can only be summed up as ridiculous.
oh yeah. another thing. we couldn't afford wedding rings so we chose glow stick instead. i hear they're powered by love. or thats what we keep telling ourselves. hottest newlyweds eva.