man i wish i had a ranch tooth. then i'd be the coolest kid on the block. like that time that i got roller blades and only me and another kid had them on the block. we ruled at street hockey. that was until everyone else on the street also persuaded there parent to buy them roller blades. then we were all cool. in short everyone should get a ranch tooth to be cool. mmm... ranch. did i just become a corporate shill for wendy's?